We’re melting here in LA — especially the Valley. Sure, you could do all the classic tricks to beat the heat, like going to a movie or eating some ice cream. Or, you could listen to some escape professionals and check out the real top 10 ways to escape the heat.
10. Rent Jack Frost an Extra Room in Your Apartment
That’ll put a nip in the air.
9. Put a Pair of Giant Whiskey Ice Balls in Your Shoes
Then have your Bulleit Old Fashioned room-temperature.
8. Spend 20 Minutes With My Angry Ex
7. Catch a Cold
You just got pun’d.
6. Have some Chilli Fries
OH MY GOD YOU JUST GOT PUN’D AGAIN.
5. Embrace it, Put on a Winter Coat
The ambulance is fully air-conditioned.
4. Snap on some Shades and Crank Up the Miles Davis
3. Hang Your Tongue Out the Window With Your Dogs
Don’t hate. It works for Rocko & Vinnie.
2. Stuff a Penguin in Your Clothes
Adélies are cutie pies.